The only store built entirely by men. There was so much testosterone going into that store that women were only just allowed to work there last year due to a law suit. The terms small, 1, or "just a few doesn't" exist when you are talking about The Super Center.
Its the only store that sells it back to you how they got it. They will give you 10x the things you probibly won't need...ever. For example, 10,000 plastic spoons? Are you going to be giving out spoons to thrid-world countries?
There will be much more on this topic later. Got to go eat the free samples.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Trick-Or-Treat
Seeing as Holloween is right around the corner, I think it will be appropriate to make light of how funny it is to walk from door to door and beg for candy. What other time can you dress up like an idiot and get free candy for saying the secret code; Trick or treat.
I'm still waiting for that one person to be the smarty pants and rather giving out the treat, questions what there trick will be. Picture some old guy tuanting these little kids to do the trick before he gives up the treat. We are so hard wired into saying it we don't even know what it means.
Of course you get those people who are to old to beg for candy so they resort to scaring the crap out of the litte kids that walk by. I guess they figure if they can't get free candy, the rest of the kids should have to earn their candy by passage of fright.
I'm still waiting for that one person to be the smarty pants and rather giving out the treat, questions what there trick will be. Picture some old guy tuanting these little kids to do the trick before he gives up the treat. We are so hard wired into saying it we don't even know what it means.
Of course you get those people who are to old to beg for candy so they resort to scaring the crap out of the litte kids that walk by. I guess they figure if they can't get free candy, the rest of the kids should have to earn their candy by passage of fright.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Horror Movies
I'm sorry for those people who enjoy horror movies. I personal think they are the biggest waste of screen time and have no point to watching them. It also becuase I am a scaredy-cat and self consious of my high pitched girl scream.
There is this new movie out that I'm sure most of you have heard of; Paranormal Activities. It was said to be one of the scariest movies ever produced, so people come flocking watch it. If someone told me that I had the chance to freak my self out and have to pay for it, I would laugh at them and walk away.
Then there are the movies that don't even leave you in suspense or make you figure out who-done-it. These all 18 Saw movies that they have out. If there isn't anything more nasty then watching random people get slaughtered for really no reason, then i guess I need to get out more often.
For now, I'm going to let those people keep watching horror movies while I get to laugh at them as they lie in bed staring at the ceiling.
There is this new movie out that I'm sure most of you have heard of; Paranormal Activities. It was said to be one of the scariest movies ever produced, so people come flocking watch it. If someone told me that I had the chance to freak my self out and have to pay for it, I would laugh at them and walk away.
Then there are the movies that don't even leave you in suspense or make you figure out who-done-it. These all 18 Saw movies that they have out. If there isn't anything more nasty then watching random people get slaughtered for really no reason, then i guess I need to get out more often.
For now, I'm going to let those people keep watching horror movies while I get to laugh at them as they lie in bed staring at the ceiling.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Plastic utensils
I guess the title of my blog is a little misleading, its more just like random stories told with a little humor in them. Sorry if they arent like stand up comedy material but its just somthing to read.
Is it just me or are plastic utensils the most annyoing thing to try eat with? I swear they designed the things to make a grown human look like a toddler. The make knives that bend in half when you try to spread butter. Isn't that the main point of a butter knife? Don't even try to cut somthing with it, you end up pushing on your food so hard that it just shoots into your lap. Of course, you could use your fork to hold it down except for the fact that every prong breaks as soon as you go to eat somthing. It then just turns into a want-to-be spoon. The spoon is the only thing they didn't manage to mess up, but if they did then they have issues. Is it even possible to ruin a spoon?
But all of that isn't even as bad as the bowls. Do they just want to see how much you could spill over you when you go to drink from it? That stupid lip around the edge prevents even the most experienced soup drinker from spilling half of it down the front of them. Waht can you do though.
Is it just me or are plastic utensils the most annyoing thing to try eat with? I swear they designed the things to make a grown human look like a toddler. The make knives that bend in half when you try to spread butter. Isn't that the main point of a butter knife? Don't even try to cut somthing with it, you end up pushing on your food so hard that it just shoots into your lap. Of course, you could use your fork to hold it down except for the fact that every prong breaks as soon as you go to eat somthing. It then just turns into a want-to-be spoon. The spoon is the only thing they didn't manage to mess up, but if they did then they have issues. Is it even possible to ruin a spoon?
But all of that isn't even as bad as the bowls. Do they just want to see how much you could spill over you when you go to drink from it? That stupid lip around the edge prevents even the most experienced soup drinker from spilling half of it down the front of them. Waht can you do though.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
The Daily Chuckler
I'm starting new blog, trying to update it every monday, and want to make it as funny as possible. Of course my definition of funny might be totally diferent from yours, but its worth a shot. I really don't have a certain topic to make fun of or joke around with, so forgive me if I just jump around from ideas.
So if any one else is like me, all you know about a car is where the gas goes, what the steering wheel is for, and which peddel you use to speed up. Other then that, its as good as my math book. Useless. So the other day when I had to bring it in to the garage, you better beleive I was sweating bullets. The technician comes out and ask me whats wrong with it and I have to quick make somthing up so I don't look like an idiot. Of course this guy knows it and he just stares at me while I use big, two-syllble words that probibly have nothing to do with a car, motor, or anything that even belongs in a garage. He stops me half way through my charade and tells me to at least describe the problem. He has me in his devious plan now and he knows it. I start to make sounds that I think are pretty close to this problem I'm experiencing. Of course, they all stop and watch this spectacle I am putting on and start flashing cards at me with different numbers on it rating my performance. I finally gave them a check that will keep me from going to college, and left not knowing if they really had done a thing or not. But as long as my steering wheel was in front of me, the tank could still take gas, and the peddle made me go faster- I was content.
So if any one else is like me, all you know about a car is where the gas goes, what the steering wheel is for, and which peddel you use to speed up. Other then that, its as good as my math book. Useless. So the other day when I had to bring it in to the garage, you better beleive I was sweating bullets. The technician comes out and ask me whats wrong with it and I have to quick make somthing up so I don't look like an idiot. Of course this guy knows it and he just stares at me while I use big, two-syllble words that probibly have nothing to do with a car, motor, or anything that even belongs in a garage. He stops me half way through my charade and tells me to at least describe the problem. He has me in his devious plan now and he knows it. I start to make sounds that I think are pretty close to this problem I'm experiencing. Of course, they all stop and watch this spectacle I am putting on and start flashing cards at me with different numbers on it rating my performance. I finally gave them a check that will keep me from going to college, and left not knowing if they really had done a thing or not. But as long as my steering wheel was in front of me, the tank could still take gas, and the peddle made me go faster- I was content.
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