The Daily Chuckler

I'm starting new blog, trying to update it every monday, and want to make it as funny as possible. Of course my definition of funny might be totally diferent from yours, but its worth a shot. I really don't have a certain topic to make fun of or joke around with, so forgive me if I just jump around from ideas.




So if any one else is like me, all you know about a car is where the gas goes, what the steering wheel is for, and which peddel you use to speed up. Other then that, its as good as my math book. Useless. So the other day when I had to bring it in to the garage, you better beleive I was sweating bullets. The technician comes out and ask me whats wrong with it and I have to quick make somthing up so I don't look like an idiot. Of course this guy knows it and he just stares at me while I use big, two-syllble words that probibly have nothing to do with a car, motor, or anything that even belongs in a garage. He stops me half way through my charade and tells me to at least describe the problem. He has me in his devious plan now and he knows it. I start to make sounds that I think are pretty close to this problem I'm experiencing. Of course, they all stop and watch this spectacle I am putting on and start flashing cards at me with different numbers on it rating my performance. I finally gave them a check that will keep me from going to college, and left not knowing if they really had done a thing or not. But as long as my steering wheel was in front of me, the tank could still take gas, and the peddle made me go faster- I was content.